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- I'm Yagoda! - I'm Yagoda!
- It's nice to meet you! - It's nice to meet you!
I love soccer so much that I'd say it's my hobby.
But there's one thing about soccer that I don't understand.
- Oh! - Oh!
- What is it? - It's the PK match.
- Oh... - Oh...
- Isn't it easy? - I know what you mean.
- It's easy... - It's the simplest and easiest way.
- The rules are simple. - Yeah.
But when you compete with each other and kick the ball in such a wide area...
Isn't it quite strange to suddenly kick the ball and play one-on-one with the keeper?
The competition is different.
Well, I'd be satisfied if it wasn't a soccer match.
- Instead of PK, you're thinking of a new way of winning. - It's not a PK match.
Because luck is quite important.
This morning, I got the best player in the world, Embabe, for 300 million yen.
- Wow! - That's a lot of money.
- Yeah, it's a lot of money. - It's not that little.
- What are you talking about? - It's not that little.
- It's not that little.
Yeah, I got it for 300 million yen and they've been fighting me since this morning.
- They've been fighting you? - Yeah, they've been fighting me a lot.
On the contrary, even amateurs can kick the ball in.
So you're lucky.
If you kick the ball in a place you can't kick it in, even if the keeper tries hard, you can't kick it in.
- Oh, I see. - Oh, I see.
That's why amateurs can kick it in and amateurs can kick it in.
If these two things work out, it's possible for amateurs to win against amateurs in a PK match.
- Are you serious, Ryo-san? - Yeah.
- If you're serious about it, you shouldn't call it a soccer hobby. - No, no.
If we repeatedly play an endless PK match, we can win against amateurs!
- If you say that, you'll get caught and beaten up. - That's right.
- If you say that, we'll win against Japan in baseball. - That's possible.
- There's a possibility. - No, that's too strict.
- That's too strict? - That's too strict.
In other words, if we can catch the demon's uproar early, we can win against amateurs in a PK match.
- Wow, you're serious. That's amazing. - I don't agree with you!
If you say it's possible, I think we'll be about five times more likely to say, "Wow, that was a good kick!"
- Everyone was kicking it like they saw it earlier, but it's really hard for us keepers to do it, too. - Yeah.
- Please write "keeper". - Who?
- Isn't it Karazaki-san? Karazaki-san? - Huh?
- I'm Kiba Takeshi! - What's with that face?
- You look like you're a soccer player. - I'm not a soccer player!
- I'm Tokagawa Barry! - Takeshi-kun, you love soccer, don't you? - I love it!
- Speaking of people who love soccer... - Isn't that person talking nonsense?
- I'll win for sure! - What?!
- He's talking nonsense! - That's right!
- For sure! - For sure!
- When I was thinking about it, I asked a few soccer players. They all said they'd win. - Really?!
- Huh?! - Before I explain the rules...
- I've called some pros over today. - Oh, you've called them over.
- It's getting intense. - I'll have the pros come over.
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
- Okay, everyone from Mariyasu Okazaki! - Thank you! - Thank you!
- This time, in order to increase the number of people watching... - We can reset the game at any time we like.
- If we say, "We're gonna lose, so don't do it," we're gonna lose like this.
- Mariyasu-san will have to reset until you miss the first pigeon kicker. - What?!
- That's crazy! - What?!
- You can only see the pigeon, though. - That's crazy!
- If you think about how the pigeon will fly, it's like that.
- And from there, it's a real game of chance.
- There are some pitches decided by amateurs, right? - There are.
- You're making me say it! - You're making me say it! - There are!
- I asked him, "How about a serious talk?"
- He said, "There's little chance of winning, but there's a chance of winning."
- What do you think, Mushi-san? - But before that, I think Toshimitsu's leg is gonna break.
- I still haven't grasped the tips of soccer shooting.
- So, Ryo-san, you're gonna say, "It's impossible," right?
- Well, you gave me a lot of time today, but...
- I'll give you 3 hours.
- Wow! - I said 3 hours.
- You'll never be able to kick it. - Yeah, I don't think I can kick it that much.
- So, we'll have 3 hours until we reach our limit.
- In the meantime, we'll try to see if we can win if we keep repeating it.
- Let's do our best! - We'll do it, so let's do our best!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
Whoever's good at it wins, right?
- It depends on how much you think. - I can't do it either.
- I don't think you can do it either. - I can do it in the beginning.
- Number 2! - It's Tetsuya, isn't it? He practiced a lot.
- Number 3, Megane-kun, is definitely in the corner.
- Megane-kun and Tetsuya-kun are the strongest.
- The problem is these two. - What should we do?
- Toshimitsu is a glass. - Toshimitsu is really strong when he's hooked up.
- If you're hooked up, you'll get a legendary "two".
- Number 5 will be in "kokozo". - I'll go with 4.
- Shall we? - Shall we?
- The first one, please come forward. - Wow!
- The first match has begun! - We'll win for sure!
- Let's go! - Let's go, Takishi!
- Takeshi! Takeshi! Takeshi! - Let's play!
- Ah, there he is.
- That was good! - No, that was close!
- That wasn't good? - Well, we got the first one, but...
- We have no choice but to take it. - That's right!
- Chi-chi-chi! - Huh?!
- Reset! - That's too fast!
- What's up with you?! - Can you even hold it?!
- OK, let's play the second match! - Yeah.
- I'm so nervous! - You can do it, Ryo! - You have to think you can't do it! - That's right, it's important! - I'll do my best! - I'm so nervous!
- Pressure! Pressure! - OK! OK!
- Go for it, Takeshi! - This is going to be fun!
You can do it, Takeshi!
- You can do it! - I'm so nervous!
Why did you put it in?!
Go for it, Tetsuya!
Blue 2-2.
What did you do?!
Couldn't you aim for the course?!
Too bad, too bad.
If we get stopped, it's a reset.
But we've come this far and we don't have a reset.
If we get stopped, it's a tie.
Even if we get stopped, it's a tie.
What if we miss the next one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What if we get minuses?
If we get reset as soon as we're led, it'll be a reset.
Tageshi, we'll definitely stop you!
Stop us!
- Shall we go? - Let's go!
- Let's go!
If we're tied, we're tied!
If we win, we're tied!
Let's be careful!
What should we do?
I want to experience kicking
Let's do it!
- If you decide to do it, you'll catch up. - You'll catch up!
- Go for it! Go for it! - Takeshi, you've got it!
- Nice! - I'm counting on you!
I'll do it in my own routine.
- Too good! - Everyone's time has stopped.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I don't know what you're talking about.
After the 4th person, it's 2-2!
- Wow! - What?!
If Tanishi stops and Toshii-chan wins, we win!
- It's simple! - What is this?!
- What if it's 3-3? - It'll continue like "Saturn Desu."
- Yes, yes. - Until the 6th and 7th get a match.
- Come on, stop it! - Let's stop it!
- Well, let's do it together. - If you're stopped, you lose. - If you're stopped, you can't lose.
- You were flying straight ahead. - You lost!
- But you still have it. - Takeshi's nice save. - Takeshi's good.
- Let's have some fun. - Let's have some fun.
- Fourth game? - Yes, fourth game!
- Fourth game! - Fourth game!
I want you to do what you did in the first game and do it again in the second game.
- No way! - No way!
- Please! There's no point in not deciding! - Yeah!
- Right?! - Don't put pressure on me!
You're practicing running, aren't you?!
- Can you do that?! - Can you do that?!
Everyone's mad at you. Even Shibai's surprised.
- You scared me. - No, no!
- You scared me! - No, no!
I don't know what "win or lose" means.
- We'll lead for now, right? - Yeah!
- Here it comes! - Go for it, Shibai!
- Yes! - Wait, Ryo's getting too excited.
- He's flying all over the place. - I don't think you can read it.
- Takeshi can't read it. - Takeshi's really excited about this.
- He's excited. - It's amazing, isn't it?
- We have to win this one. - If we win, we'll lead.
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- You can do it like that? - You can't take it off, so you have to roll it, right?
- If you take it off, it's not good. - Yeah.
- Amazing! - You're too fast!
If you put it in, it's a lead!
- I'll kick a good ball. - Oh, it got caught.
- It's a tie! - Oh, it hurts!
- If you stop it here and decide, you win. - You can put it in?
So we win?! Wow! Then let's stop it for sure!
Tageshin, show 'em what you got!
Show 'em what you got! Go!
TAGESHIN, SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT!
SHIN, YOU'RE AMAZING!
It went the opposite of how you thought it would!
TOSHI, TURN IT UP!
- Each of you got one now! - I got one, I got one!
- It feels good, doesn't it? - It does!
- You've improved! - Huh?
- Wait, the camera's rolling. - The camera's rolling.
I'm glad I edited it out!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- I'm so sorry. - How are you supposed to turn it?
- 3-3, right? - 3-3, right?
- Yeah, and we won the moment we decided to stop. - Yeah.
- Sixth person! - Sixth person!
- P.K. is scary! - There are people who carry their country on their back.
- That's amazing. - That's crazy.
- Hey! - Ah!
This is too scary!
If it's over, it's not good!
What do we do? Is it decided?
If it's decided, we can win, right?
We won against pros!
Let's do it!
We did it, didn't we, Ryoza?
We really did it!
We're tied now!
I'm sorry!
It was really frustrating during the match!
It's fun! It's fun!
Give me one more chance!
- You're good! - You're good!
- Me?! - If you miss, you lose!
- No way! - No way!
FAST FORWARD
Don't be nervous!
FAST FORWARD
You guys are amazing!
It was an impression, wasn't it?
No, not now.
How was it so far?
Did it go as you thought it would?
It was a little dangerous.
Do you feel any pressure?
I'm a key keeper.
He's a key keeper.
I'm really good at it.
Please record the game.
FAST FORWARD
Let's go!
It's not a rule, but it doesn't matter.
If it's a different shape, you'll get a point.
I'm counting on you.
It's amazing.
- We lost! - We lost!
Seventh match!
- I've only done it once a week! - Amazing!
- Same score! - Same score!
It's time to catch up, Tetsuya!
Catch up, PK!
I scored a goal!
8th game!
This is what I predicted at the beginning of the game, isn't it?
Yes, let's endure it!
It hurts!
13th game!
15th game!
18th game!
I didn't know humans could be so careless.
- Was it in? - It was in!
Twenty-fifth match!
- It's here! - You're looking this way!
Ah, our eyes met!
There's always a way out.
Get hit!
But it's not over yet.
We have no choice but to finish it off.
It's the same score, right?
It's a waste of time, so I'll finish it off.
It's not normal.
I just lost normally.
This is the only rule that will fall.
I want you to remember it.
The damage has decreased!
It's gone!
26th match!
28th match!
No, I'm not!
You used to be good at it, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
- Lead, lead! - Lead!
- If we get two out of three, we win. - Wow, that's huge!
- That's really high! - Come on!
- I'm sweating for no reason. - No, the flow! Tageshi has a flow!
- If I win, you win. - I'll win.
Please!
- Don't go too far. - This is the same score? - Not at all, not at all. - Please, Takeshi! - This happens every fifth time. - It's Takeshi's game, isn't it? - I have no choice but to put it in.
- If you do it right, you win against a pro! - Put it all in!
- 2-2, right? Extended match? - Extended match!
- Ryo, you have to win! - If you come this far...
- I want to continue! - I want to lose! I want to lose!
I'm scared!
- That was close! - Wow!
- You held it in!
- But you still won by 5 points! - You can do it!
- That was close!
- Tageshi, you can do it! - Please!
You can do it, you can do it!
- Don't do it! - If you miss, you lose!
- Don't mess with me!
- It's harder without an opponent. - Without an opponent?
- I'm just trying to stop you. - But you said you could still decide.
- It's not fair to say you'll miss the first shot. - It's the same as getting a foul.
- I'll tell you what happened between Tokamaya and Mario about the game.
- If you don't get a shot on the news, you don't know what's going on.
- If you don't get a shot on the news, you'll get a foul. - You can't do that!
- I'm sorry. - Just say it!
- Now, the 30th game! - Is it the 30th game?
- Let's play! - Let's do it!
- It's getting harder and harder! - Here we go!
- Here we go!
This is a pain in the ass! Oh no, this time it might be a good or bad thing!
- Is it a good or bad thing!? - It's here!
- It's 0-0! - Wait, it's 0-0?
- It's 0-0-0-0! - 0-0-0-0!
Tageshi Hamikai!
- Man, I'm so sorry about this! - It's cool!
It's a tie!
- Nice! - The ball flew away!
- Nice kick!
- Tadashi! - Don't mind, don't mind!
- Shibai's also a random pack.
- This is frustrating!
- It's a tie!
- This is frustrating! - It's a tie!
- It's a tie!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Mushi-san, your run was longer than usual, so I think you'll win.
- That was my advice! - That was my advice!
- That was Takeshi's advice! - What did you think?!
- You should have said it out loud! - You're so cool!
- That was Takeshi's advice! 37th match!
- That was good! - That was good!
- How good can it be? - This is huge! It's huge! I can't pick it up!
- Super save! - Same score!
- Whoa! - Huh?!
- The 50th match! - 50, huh?! - It's the 50th!
- Whoa! - Wow!
- OK, lead! - Nice, nice! Lead!
- Takeshi! - Takeshi!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Nice! - Whoa!
- I knew it! - Targis! - It's here! - I'll show you now!
- It's really amazing! - Stop!
- The one you can do in front of you? - I see, you can change the timing?
One point lead. If I miss and you don't score, I'll be in trouble.
- Ouch! - You're in trouble.
- Sakeshi. - Ha ha ha!
- Nice! - Nice shot!
- Nice shot!
- Yes!
- Hey! Show me what you've got! - I'll show you now, Takeshi!
- I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! - Nice, Takeshi! Nice!
- If you get this one, you're in the lead! - If you get it, you're in the lead!
- If you get it right, you win! - That's right!
- If you get it right, you win!
- I'm counting on you, Kibirushi! - I'm counting on you, Inouchi!
- I'm counting on you, Kimetaro! - I'm counting on you!
Don't think I'm a pro! Think of me as Takeshi!
My legs are turning!
I can't do this at all!
There's a tree hiding in that house!
Oh no!
We're so close!
How many games do we have left?
I don't know.
Let's see how far we can go!
Alright! 57th match!
Takeshi!
Why don't we try it one more time?
- Yeah, sounds good. - Rock, paper, scissors.
- Rock, paper, scissors.
- Oh! - What?
- That hurts! - We gotta change up the flow.
- Yeah. - Okay, let's do it!
65 matches!
He can't move, right?
I don't think he can stop it.
Takeshi is amazing.
- Do you want to try again? - I'll do it.
66 matches!
- Ah, even with those long legs. - I can't reach it with those legs!
- We'll probably have to fly it sideways. - That's right, we'll have to fly it all.
- It's like a flying place! - I'm going to fly it!
- Hold it to the right! - I'm going to hold it to the right!
- 69th shot! - That's good!
Our goal is to fly!
- It might have been censored! - After Kushar's shot, it was censored!
- Draw the course! - 70th...shall we cut here and go?
Let's stop it, Ryo!
71st match!
Since it's a draw, Takeshi has to do his best!
[Takeshi's last chance!]
It's in! It's in! It's in!
- Did you make a mistake? - This is a draw!
It's big! I haven't taken it off in a while!
- Wow! What a waste! - It's coming out!
Maybe you made a mistake over there!
I'm going to make another mistake there!
- Nice! - Alright!
- Wow! - Good job!
- You're good! You're good! - Alright!
It's coming! It's really coming! It's still coming!
- Nice! - Stop it!
Please, Takeshi!
- Amazing! - That's impossible!
- It's killing me! - You're definitely going in, then!
If you're in, lead!
You can do it!
- Nice! - Stop it!
Bye-bye!
- Isn't the lead great? - Yeah, it's crazy.
- Three in a row and a lead. - It's gonna be stable.
- I'm counting on you! - You can do it!
- He's calmed down! - Stability!
- Last one! - Come on, next one!
- Go, S.R.! - Come on!
- Go for it! - Come on!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- If you decide to go right, you win! - If you decide to go left, you win!
- If you decide to go left, you win!
- This is the best! - Throw it at me! You better go left!
- You have to decide! - If you don't decide, you can't win!
Decide it yourself and win!
- I won! - You won!
I'm too nervous! I can't do it!
- You can afford to be stupid, right? - I can!
Please!
Concentrate!
It's close!
The course is close but...
Today, we will win whatever we do in the fog!
It's possible!
Both teams decided and tied! Let's do our best in the match we received!
Thank you for watching!
- We're in the same boat. - You fool!
- That was intense! - It was a good match, but...
What match was it in '70?
- Whoa! - '78 match!
- We're not good at starting first, right? - Yeah, let's try it that way.
- Our turn until Toshimitsu decides it first. - Can we change the first five?
'87 match!
- Nice! - Whoa!
- Close, close! - Good, good!
'88 match!
- Crazy! - I see, there's a default. '89 match!
- But it's always 5 points or less. - I can't decide!
- It's like, you can't even touch it anymore! - What's the best overhand flick?
- '90 match! - '90 match!
- Crazy! - Crazy!
- That's right! - It's good, right?
Alright, I'm going to drink it!
The person in the first half should gather again and wait for me.
- And don't use "go" when you're talking. - That's right, that's right.
Are you talking about me?
- Sorry, sorry! - It's heavy!
I'm counting on you!
- It's shaking! It's shaking! - It's shaking! It's shaking!
- That was close!
- Nice! Nice! - Super nice!
- Even if it's 2-0! - It's 2-0!
I said it would be 5-0, but we were in the lead.
I'm sorry!
Takeshi, I can feel your spirit!
- What if you stop it? - If I stop it and put on glasses, I win.
- Suddenly... - I put on glasses and the glasses went blue.
- I want to do a 3-2. - I'm ready.
- If you score a 3-2... - If you score and stop it...
- If you score and stop it, we win. - If you score and stop it, we win.
Wow, which one should I run to? The middle one?
- Go for it! - He's going for it.
- What's up with this team?! - If we stop this, we win!
- If we win, we win! - If we all decide to win, it's too amazing!
- It's the best way to win! - Gather all cells!
- The dashes are ready! - We have the genetics!
- I don't know! - I don't know if the dashes are ready or not!
- The energy of the city should be transmitted! - I really said it just now!
- It was like this! - It was like this!
- My mechanism was like this! - It was like this!
- I don't want it to end here! - I don't want it to end here!
- It's "the dune". - Ah! So it's not me who falls in "the dune"!
- That's right! - No, it's fine!
- It's fine! I'll enter with a gacha! - Gacha! Gacha! Gacha!
- Hahaha! - Gacha! Gacha!
- Hahaha! - Are you a robot or what?!
- Beep! - Beep!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You're good! You're good! - Stop it! Connect it!
- Here's where I have to stop Sakishi! - Beep! Beep!
- We lost! - We lost!
- We really lost! - It was a good match, but...
- The doctor. - The doctor has a question.
- Doctor. - Yes?
- Can you shoot with these legs? - You say that every time.
- I can't breathe with these legs. - Seriously.
- Why is that? I really want to die. - It's okay to have hope.
- For old people. - It's okay, but...
- There's no point in trying to light up a dead candle.
- Ryo. - Ryo, if you hadn't apologized to us and the guards...
- It's over! I said it's no good if you get injured first...
- And now we have someone who can't kick the ball...
- Amateurs can never beat pros in PK! - We couldn't win!
- It's so frustrating! - That's why I said it!
- Why?! Why did you say that?! - There's no way we could win!
- You guys made up your minds!
- Shall we go apologize? - Let's go.
- We're sorry we couldn't give you 90% chance of winning. - We're sorry!
- We'd like to kick you a lot more. - Is your leg okay?
- No, I don't have candles anymore.
- It was amazing. - It was amazing.
- We were able to see it up close and it was really fun. - We were able to see it up close and it was really fun.
- We didn't think we'd be able to see so many PKs. - Right.
- How many times did we lose in the end? - We lost 90 times.
- 90 times! - 90 times!
- We're at our limit of not being able to do it 10 more times. - That's right!
- It usually ends with 100, doesn't it? - It does end with 100.
- If you have another chance like this, please join us. - Let's do it again!
- Thank you for watching! - Thank you for watching!
- Let's meet again in the next video! - Goodbye!